Archive for May 2019
Ninja bomb…
That sounds a bit far-fetched, so perhaps its other nickname, the “flying Ginsu”, is easier to understand. Whatever you call it, it is a small drone-fired missile, but instead of explosives it has six big blades which shoot out the sides in the final seconds before impact, shredding everything in its path.
Anything which kills bad guys is a keeper in my book, and it appears this new weapon allows for an astounding amount of precision — just the thing when you don’t have a sniper in place.
Crying rooms aren’t enough?
Oh, wait. Now you have donkeys to help you cope with stress, and crying rooms you can hide in when you still fail miserably. Over the last few years, furry and feathered friends of various sorts have appeared on campus at a number of colleges before exam week. Students seem to think it’s a great idea.
My parents wouldn’t have minded if I had paused to pet someone’s dog, but I expect spending study time with a therapy donkey would have resulted in a thunderous “Why aren’t you studying?!” from them. If I had gone to a crying room, they would have disowned me. If you are still having crying jags and the soft equivalent of temper tantrums at age 18, you are a warped snowflake and quite possibly will never catch up. That is great news for my young family members who will be competing against you for the rest of your unhappy life.
Isn’t this racist?
Of course it is, but no one dares say so. If you started a “whites only” venue in Brooklyn the media would jump ugly on you in a nanosecond and you’d be dragged through the mud endlessly. Such hypocrites…
Racing, nien!
We’ve all heard the stories that there is no speed limit on stretches of Germany’s autobahn, and that you’re likely to be ticketed if you’re going too slowly. But racing is not permitted on the famous roadway because it may endanger the public. The drivers of this mass of supercars claim they weren’t racing, but the rally format of the traveling speedsters sort of gives the game away.
Biden parody site…
…is beating his official campaign site on Google. This should be no surprise, as the other Democratic candidates want to kick Uncle Joe to the curb in favor of someone — anyone — who can/might/could beat Trump.
Rest assured this is merely an opening salvo. There will be other efforts by other candidates, by Democratic leaders, by Democratic deep pocket donors and by Deed State operatives to dirty up Biden and other candidates. The media will do as its masters bid. Just remember that none of the Democratic candidates have anything which looks like a principle. They are extremely flexible on all matters. Whatever lie they can sell is what they will promote.
Some princess…
The children of the rich often grow up to be extremely strange humans. Their families’ money protects them from reality to such an extent that they live in an alternate experience. I am not the least surprised that Abigail Disney thinks her grandfather and great-uncle were terrible people because she thinks differently. She has always enjoyed the privileges and protections of great wealth, which she did nothing to earn herself, and which she has done nothing to deserve. Other than spending her inheritances, she has made no contribution to society and never will. She may well donate to charities, but I very much doubt they are organizations which do good while they are doing well.
Ava strikes again…
Little Ava has made another video impersonating AOC, and it’s even funnier than the first. Enjoy!
They got an Amen…
Two teens trying to stay afloat off the Florida coast had their prayers answered by a boat named “Amen”. Lucky coincidence? Miracle? You decide.
Da vinci portrait?
I’m no artist, and certainly not an art historian, so I have no idea whether this is actually Leonardo da Vinci, but I find it rather convincing. What is astonishing is that the sketch was discovered by Martin Clayton, head of prints and drawings at the Royal Collection, while he was examining papers stored in Windsor Castle.
Chick-fil-A life teacher…
Every time you hear of another stupid city banning Chick-fil-A you should think of this. And the voters who elected those stupid politicians should not merely be ashamed of themselves, but redeem themselves by voting the intolerant progressives out of office. Decency, civil behavior, tolerance, superior customer service and tasty food. What more could you ask for if you’re a normal person?