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Still mad, Michelle?

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Having her husband with her on this leg of their Italian trip does not seem to  have improved  the disposition of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction,  and her fashion sense remains as warped as ever.  Does she truly think she looks fashionable and fine in that outfit?   I’m sure she does, but the fact that she has to lift the legs of her trousers tells us that they are too long, or that her footwear needs heels.

The pants do nothing to hide her stomach or disguise the considerable size of her rear,  and the white top just reminds us that she is basically flat-chested and very short-waisted.   If I were a fashion designer,  I would not allow the woman to wear anything from my line ,  and if I were her friend,  I’d tell her she needs a seamstress who can fit the clothes she has to make them look better.

 

 

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May 24, 2017 at 6:21 pm

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She still looks angry…

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Former First Lady Michelle Obama is still mad at the world if  this photo of her on vacation in Italy is anything to go by.   And she is still wearing clothes which are ill-suited for her age,  figure,  and former position.   And we taxpayers are on the hook for the cost of the Secret Service protection for the First Couple.

I expect she will remain Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction when she gets around to having her book ghost-written.

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May 22, 2017 at 8:07 pm

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Making school food edible again….

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Two of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction’s least popular initiatives have just been wiped out by the Trump Administration.    The first was the meddlesome and totally unpalatable  school lunch  program,  which saw school districts losing money hand over fist because the guidelines produced food which tasted awful,  and were slated to become even worse by reducing salt even further,  an action  of extremely dubious usefulness. The food Nazis are  stroking out  about the salt study because many of them have careers which depend on faulty science,  just like the global warming enthusiasts.   Like the cholesterol hysterics, the salt police are relying  on junk  science,  based on even older bad suppositions.

The other recipient of an executive death blow was the  “Let Girls Learn” program,  started in 2015 by Michelle Obama and meant to facilitate educational opportunities for young girls in developing countries.  The program was run by the Peace Corps and U.S. Agency for International Development.   CNN reported the program’s termination,  but the White House  is denying  it.   CNN is trying to weasel its way out of its bad reporting,  but as far as I’m concerned,  anything run by the Peace Corps should be shut down for waste and fraud if not outright abuse.

 

 

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May 2, 2017 at 5:27 pm

Black market salt and sugar…

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The lunch program created by Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction is teaching something  schools seem surprised by:  how to create black markets for the salt and sugar which makes food taste better,  even when it is an unappetizing as the slop developed under her watch.

File this under unintended consequences of programs designed by liberals.   It applies to many others as well.

 

 

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June 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

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These ain’t s’mores!

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Shades of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction!   Doesn’t Mrs. Obama know that chocolate is actually good for you?  These may  be tasty, but they are NOT s’mores.   Didn’t any of these food wizards ever taste the real thing?

 

 

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May 27, 2015 at 10:10 am

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The girls teach us “NO”…

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Sasha and Malia Obama were supposed to accompany Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction on her recent trip to Japan,  where she spent nearly $80,000 on  rental cars  for a side trip to a Buddhist temple in Kyoto.   Her daughters evidently declined to go,  so it is possible to say  “No”  to her  and make it stick.

 

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March 23, 2015 at 11:39 pm

Fox in Michelle’s garden…

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The White House would like to blame  a red fox  for the destruction of the show garden of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction,  but the truth is that Mrs. Obama and her daughters couldn’t be bothered to set foot in the garden during the so-called shutdown in October,  so every critter on the grounds enjoyed open season for the duration.

The only  recent photo  of the garden I could find was from May 2nd,  during Chancellor Angela Merkel’s visit.  and it was of only a small section of the side beds.

 

 

 

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May 30, 2014 at 10:18 am