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Lunches they like?

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Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction demanded schools waste precious resources on “healthy” food normal children don’t want to eat.  School-lunch prisoners,  I call them,  condemned to an onslaught of tasteless food pretending to be something else,  and low-sodium nightmares.   First,  less than 10% of the US population is salt-sensitive.   The rest of us can safely gobble up potato chips and other toothsome goodies everyone solemnly says are not good for us.   In fact,  the human body needs a certain amount of sodium to survive.

The Agriculture Department under His Oneness claimed the food waste exhibited was not substantially higher than under previous regulations.  That is partly true,  but mostly because schools learned quite quickly which pile of awfulness students would not eat,  so they had a single pan of it instead of 20 or 50 pans.  Voila —  less waste!

You can eat healthy food which tastes good —  Indian cuisine offers many low-calorie,  meatless options,  but one must use spices.  Schools are trained to produce cheap food and they don’t keep an array of spices in the kitchens.  Mostly they buy large pans of pre-cooked foods and reheat them.  They are as far as one can imagine from the school of my youth,  where the cook refused to allow the school board to replace her old wood-burning stove with an electric model,  cooked everything from scratch and made rolls or biscuits daily.  It was country cooking with salt and butter and appropriate spices and herbs,  and it tasted good.  We had a machine which dispensed whole milk upon request.   I don’t remember my fellow students having food allergies.   If anyone did,  they didn’t make a fuss about it.

Hurrah for Pres. Trump  on further loosening of the tyrannical restriction Michelle  Obama put  in place.   And he did this  on her  birthday!

 

 

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January 18, 2020 at 1:13 pm

If there are…

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“…so many ways to improve this country and build a better world…”  why is the world still such as terrible place?  Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction claims she is “doing plenty of them,  from working with young people to helping families lead healthier lives” yet where are the visible results?  Most school lunch programs have dropped the totally unappetizing and expensive lunches kids refused to eat for food they will eat.   Like Hillary Clinton,  Mrs. Obama claims she is such a supporter of women,  while simultaneously insisting conditions remain ghastly for the female gender.  Neither woman seems aware that every time they say such things,  they are admitting that they are ineffective and incompetent.

She would enjoy  being president  as long as she had to do nothing but give orders,  a task she quite likes,  and didn’t have to pretend to be cordial or pleased with what she was doing.  Anyone who watched her sulk and snark her way through the annual Christmas decoration specials knows what I mean.   I would have smacked any of my kith and kin who acting like such a spoiled brat.

 

 

 

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August 4, 2019 at 2:55 pm

And she agrees…

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Of course it’s cute that a two-year  old thinks  Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction looks like a queen in the portrait which doesn’t look much like Michelle Obama.   I’m sure the former First Lady wholeheartedly agrees with the child.  You can bet MSM will make a huge fuss about this,  having largely ignored a group of older children who thought the current First Lady looked like  an angel.

 

 

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March 5, 2018 at 2:03 pm

Blathering bitches…

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A note to Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton:  As a female, I need no advice from  either of you  on how to live or how to vote.   Neither of you speaks for me.  In fact,  both of you speak against me and my interests,  and both of you have spent your lives working to undermine values I hold dear.   You both are more than happy to lie to advance your causes, and both of you are married to men who lie repeatedly and broke their oaths of office on a daily basis,  One of you is married to a serial adulterer,  but you knew that when you married him.  Both of you produced children who are arrogant and uncaring and have a sense of entitlement the size of Texas.

Neither of you have ever done anything truly useful for the nation which has given you so much.   What We the People have received from you is a fine display of bad intentions,  bad judgment,  flexible morals,  endless preaching,  copious disdain and bountiful displays of vast ignorance about the ordinary citizens of this country,  who you denigrate and mock and sneer at on a regular basis.

You wrap yourself in the flag and pretend to admire the military and law enforcement while inviting killers  and  other rancid  characters  One of whom you allowed your daughter to work for)  to the white House and demanding that illegal aliens and gangsters be given more rights than citizens in this country.  Your fondest wish is to disarm citizens to ensure they have no means of resisting the government swamp creature.  Hillary!  has already displayed  her vast  ignorance of  guns and  silencers,  so I expect our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction will chime in shortly.   I will listen for the sole purpose of being able to laugh at the absurdity of her pronouncement.

 

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October 7, 2017 at 3:47 pm

She still…

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…won’t get her clothing tailored to fit her.   I’d be very unhappy if I had spent nearly $2,000 for a designer dress and  looked as bad  in it as Michelle Obama does.   She would have done much better to get a size larger and have it fitted properly.   As it is, it’s so tight everywhere but at the bust that the fabric wrinkles up.  Will no one tell her how awful she looks?   Is Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction so nasty that her friends won’t help her,  or are they equally deluded into thinking she looks just fine?

 

 

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July 14, 2017 at 5:48 pm

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Still mad, Michelle?

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Having her husband with her on this leg of their Italian trip does not seem to  have improved  the disposition of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction,  and her fashion sense remains as warped as ever.  Does she truly think she looks fashionable and fine in that outfit?   I’m sure she does, but the fact that she has to lift the legs of her trousers tells us that they are too long, or that her footwear needs heels.

The pants do nothing to hide her stomach or disguise the considerable size of her rear,  and the white top just reminds us that she is basically flat-chested and very short-waisted.   If I were a fashion designer,  I would not allow the woman to wear anything from my line ,  and if I were her friend,  I’d tell her she needs a seamstress who can fit the clothes she has to make them look better.

 

 

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May 24, 2017 at 6:21 pm

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She still looks angry…

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Former First Lady Michelle Obama is still mad at the world if  this photo of her on vacation in Italy is anything to go by.   And she is still wearing clothes which are ill-suited for her age,  figure,  and former position.   And we taxpayers are on the hook for the cost of the Secret Service protection for the First Couple.

I expect she will remain Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction when she gets around to having her book ghost-written.

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May 22, 2017 at 8:07 pm

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Making school food edible again….

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Two of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction’s least popular initiatives have just been wiped out by the Trump Administration.    The first was the meddlesome and totally unpalatable  school lunch  program,  which saw school districts losing money hand over fist because the guidelines produced food which tasted awful,  and were slated to become even worse by reducing salt even further,  an action  of extremely dubious usefulness. The food Nazis are  stroking out  about the salt study because many of them have careers which depend on faulty science,  just like the global warming enthusiasts.   Like the cholesterol hysterics, the salt police are relying  on junk  science,  based on even older bad suppositions.

The other recipient of an executive death blow was the  “Let Girls Learn” program,  started in 2015 by Michelle Obama and meant to facilitate educational opportunities for young girls in developing countries.  The program was run by the Peace Corps and U.S. Agency for International Development.   CNN reported the program’s termination,  but the White House  is denying  it.   CNN is trying to weasel its way out of its bad reporting,  but as far as I’m concerned,  anything run by the Peace Corps should be shut down for waste and fraud if not outright abuse.

 

 

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May 2, 2017 at 5:27 pm

Black market salt and sugar…

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The lunch program created by Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction is teaching something  schools seem surprised by:  how to create black markets for the salt and sugar which makes food taste better,  even when it is an unappetizing as the slop developed under her watch.

File this under unintended consequences of programs designed by liberals.   It applies to many others as well.

 

 

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June 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

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These ain’t s’mores!

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Shades of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction!   Doesn’t Mrs. Obama know that chocolate is actually good for you?  These may  be tasty, but they are NOT s’mores.   Didn’t any of these food wizards ever taste the real thing?

 

 

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May 27, 2015 at 10:10 am

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