Posts Tagged ‘Michelle Obama’
The lunch program created by Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction is teaching something schools seem surprised by: how to create black markets for the salt and sugar which makes food taste better, even when it is an unappetizing as the slop developed under her watch.
File this under unintended consequences of programs designed by liberals. It applies to many others as well.
Shades of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction! Doesn’t Mrs. Obama know that chocolate is actually good for you? These may be tasty, but they are NOT s’mores. Didn’t any of these food wizards ever taste the real thing?
Sasha and Malia Obama were supposed to accompany Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction on her recent trip to Japan, where she spent nearly $80,000 on rental cars for a side trip to a Buddhist temple in Kyoto. Her daughters evidently declined to go, so it is possible to say “No” to her and make it stick.
The White House would like to blame a red fox for the destruction of the show garden of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction, but the truth is that Mrs. Obama and her daughters couldn’t be bothered to set foot in the garden during the so-called shutdown in October, so every critter on the grounds enjoyed open season for the duration.
The only recent photo of the garden I could find was from May 2nd, during Chancellor Angela Merkel’s visit. and it was of only a small section of the side beds.
For the sixth year in a row Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction has inserted her exercise program into the event, because everything is forever and always about the Obamas. I doubt that featuring a yoga garden will make it any more palatable to attendees.
The good news is that PETA is scolding the First Scold for using real eggs.
Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction demonstrates two things to us in this incident: One, she doesn’t know much about handling dogs, and two, she doesn’t spend much time with the dogs or she’d have known what to what for and how to manage it appropriately. The First Lady expects others to take care of the family dogs, just as she expected others to take care of her garden during the government shutdown. Need I remind you that the Bush Scottish terriers didn’t need to be on leash during events? Fortunately, the toddler Sunny knocked down was a Southerner and tough enough to handle it. I am grateful to her for inadvertently providing us such an informative optic.
How ironic that Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction said in a fundraising speech for Terry McAuliffe that achieving the American Dream is “no longer possible” for many middle-class Americans, since her husband’s insane economic policies are largely responsible for that fact.