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Black market salt and sugar…

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The lunch program created by Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction is teaching something  schools seem surprised by:  how to create black markets for the salt and sugar which makes food taste better,  even when it is an unappetizing as the slop developed under her watch.

File this under unintended consequences of programs designed by liberals.   It applies to many others as well.

 

 

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June 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

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These ain’t s’mores!

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Shades of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction!   Doesn’t Mrs. Obama know that chocolate is actually good for you?  These may  be tasty, but they are NOT s’mores.   Didn’t any of these food wizards ever taste the real thing?

 

 

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May 27, 2015 at 10:10 am

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The girls teach us “NO”…

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Sasha and Malia Obama were supposed to accompany Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction on her recent trip to Japan,  where she spent nearly $80,000 on  rental cars  for a side trip to a Buddhist temple in Kyoto.   Her daughters evidently declined to go,  so it is possible to say  “No”  to her  and make it stick.

 

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March 23, 2015 at 11:39 pm

Fox in Michelle’s garden…

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The White House would like to blame  a red fox  for the destruction of the show garden of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction,  but the truth is that Mrs. Obama and her daughters couldn’t be bothered to set foot in the garden during the so-called shutdown in October,  so every critter on the grounds enjoyed open season for the duration.

The only  recent photo  of the garden I could find was from May 2nd,  during Chancellor Angela Merkel’s visit.  and it was of only a small section of the side beds.

 

 

 

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May 30, 2014 at 10:18 am

Let’s Move takes over Easter egg roll again…

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For the sixth year in a row Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction has inserted  her exercise  program into the event,  because everything is forever and always about the Obamas.   I doubt that featuring  a yoga  garden will make it any more palatable to attendees.

The good news is that PETA  is scolding  the First Scold for using real eggs.

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April 19, 2014 at 11:57 pm

Dog-handling fail…

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Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction demonstrates two things to us in  this incident:  One,  she doesn’t know much about handling dogs,  and two,  she doesn’t spend much time with the dogs or she’d have known what to what for and how to manage it appropriately.   The First Lady expects others to take care of the family dogs,  just as she expected others to take care of her garden during the government shutdown.   Need I remind you that the Bush Scottish terriers didn’t need to be on leash during events?   Fortunately,  the toddler Sunny knocked down was a Southerner and tough enough to handle it.   I am grateful to her for inadvertently providing us such an informative optic.

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December 5, 2013 at 11:54 pm

Our Lady Michelle…

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How ironic that Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction said in a fundraising speech for Terry McAuliffe that  achieving the  American Dream is “no longer possible” for many middle-class Americans,  since her husband’s insane economic policies are largely responsible for that fact.

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June 13, 2013 at 9:23 am