Archive for June 2013
There will be no traditional Fourth of July fireworks displays at some Army and Marine bases this year due to lack of funds. No word on whether generals’ wives and daughters and mistresses will have to forego their boob jobs and face-lifts…
Some in Africa have woken up and seen the truth of His Oneness much more clearly than Americans do. This is a devastating column, despite the fact that it missed a great tag — Obama went to Africa for a vacation, Bush went to save lives.
How fitting that His Oneness should have a big photo op at what he promotes as the departure point for slaves, from a place too shallow to accommodate slave ships. Except it turns out that no actual historians believe it was anything more than a place to dump garbage. No doubt the Door of No Return sounded so great when they were planning the trip that no one bothered to do a scintilla of research.
Who knew there were birthers awaiting the arrival of His Oneness in Senegal, wearing T-shirts saying “Welcome Home”?
Enjoy some of the photos of the diverse natural wonders of planet Earth, all entries in this year’s National Geographic Traveler’s Photo Contest.