Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Make your week…
PowerLine offers a weekly display of on-point humor for our enjoyment, and sometimes, our edification. This is an especially nice bunch, so enjoy!
Bigfoot marketing…
Realtors are endlessly creative when it comes to marketing properties they want to sell. Million dollar homes offer the same bowl of amenities, so you really need something to juice up the offering. Bigfoot enjoying the place might do the trick, don’t you think?
I wish I…
…had met “Uncle Bunky ” before he died. Randall Jacobs’s obituary was written by a nephew and has gone viral because it is screamingly funny and captures a nonconformist character who seemed to have lived quite a life. It rings true because the last Bunky-ism he declared was “I’m ready for the dirt nap.” I’m certain a lot of people thought he was an alarming bad-ass, but I’ve know my share and found them mostly to be good people who just lived uncommon lives.
Proper responses…
I doff my hat to the owner of an amusement arcade in England, who has removed the toys from the claw machines and replaced them with toilet paper, hand sanitizer and other sanitary necessities. His creativity and sense of humor are to be admired, enjoyed, and emulated. The Italians are basically in lockdown, but they are filling their neighborhoods with song, either all as a chorus, or balcony to balcony, with voices and with instruments. It’s so…..Italian, isn’t it? Be inspired by it. We can’t all sing or work a musical instrument, but you can play your favorite tunes as a calmative or a simple bright spot in an otherwise dreary time. There are ways to stay together even when you must be apart. Even at a WalMart stripped of toilet paper.
And the finest response on coronavirus is from a California garbageman, who sees the situation as serious, but not insurmountable. We should all aspire to his courage and steadfastness. It is a measured, adult example of thoughtfulness and consideration. It also brings to mind that we should value garbagemen as greatly as we do philosophers, a la John Gardner. Ready?
Humorous signs…
Enjoy this small array of pix of amusing signs — professional and not — from all over. My favorite is the batteries.
Capitalist comedy…
I have long contended that progressives are humorless, and my theory has been proven repeatedly. Conservatives can be genuinely funny, and Tim Allen’s character on “Last Man Standing” employs it when trying to teach an exchange student about capitalism. The character does a nearly perfect job, and you should watch it for your amusement. For more entertainment, forward it to some of your liberal friends.
Pigeons for Trump…
Pigeons United To Interfere Now, or PUTIN, as the group shortens it, glued tiny little MAGA hats on pigeons and released them in downtown Las Vegas the afternoon of the Democratic debate. My favorite is the one they glued a teeny orange wig to. Don’t worry — they used eyelash glue, which loses its grip in a day or so.
Ugliness revealed…
Liberals and progressives have long suffered from a lack of true humor. They laugh at others, generally those suffering from misfortune. If the subject has views they disagree with, the humor becomes ever more brutal. I thought His Oneness was a terrible president, dangerous in his lies and using government agencies to attack his enemies, but I never wished him dead. The Left wants Rush Limbaugh dead and has no hesitation about saying so, with some not even pretending it’s wrapped up in a joke.
President Trump has tweeted encouragement. I think Brian Joondeph speaks for all of us here. Bear in mind that Limbaugh is a former smoker, having quit decades before. Quitting is no guarantee you’ll avoid cancer, but it certainly ups the odds, so why not help yourself? Of course I say this as a former smoker who was never addicted to nicotine — I just put them down one day and never picked them up again. I hope you do the same.
Along with Joseph Farah, I hope El Rusbo not only beats his lung cancer, but that he recovers at warp speed and goes on walloping the other side for another 30 or 40 years. I will pray for Rush, like so many millions of his listeners. You know you are extremely effective when your enemies are left with nothing but hate and death wishes. Rush Limbaugh certainly knows this, just as he knows his fate is ultimately in God’s hands, a position he seems quite comfortable with.