Drive a wiener?

Admit it  — you know you want to be one of the Oscar Mayer wienermobile drivers.   you can apply online to drive one of the six vehicles which roam the USA.   There are 12 slots open,  so get busy and get a  sweet ride  with a job attached!   And now I can’t get the jingle out of my head…  Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer….