Ugly Austrian…

An Austrian  tourist reclined  on a 200-year-old plaster sculpture to take a selfie,  and in the process broke off three of the artwork’s toes.  The Italian museum hasn’t released the man’s name as of yet, but really —  should it be necessary to post signs warning visitors to not touch,  not recline,  not take selfies?

Thank God he wasn’t an American…

There’s a reason…

it’s  called WILDlife,  honey!   Even domesticated cattle can be quite dangerous,  whether they have horns or not,   Dairy cows tend to be calm, amiable critters,  but they can kick you up into next week if they wish.

UPDATE:   Not having read this post,  yet  another stupid  tourist meets the business end of an agitated bison.