Crane vs tigers…

It most certainly would have been different with hungry tigers in the wild,  but don’t kid yourself  —  these three tigers in a Chinese zoo would have been happy to kill  the crane  which landed in their enclosure,  but it wasn’t worth the potential damage from its beak.

 

PETA defies parody…

It is not possible to make a parody about PETA,  because it does such insanely  stupid things  without provocation or assistance.

I used to raise chickens,  but never managed to teach a single one of them the alphabet,  much less to read.