Crumpled paper…

I never knew crumpled paper had physics,  but this certainly  helps explain why  wadded-up paper can hurt when it hits you.

Jobs for youth…

Isn’t it telling that Associated Press  doesn’t mention that  only 70,000 of the 180,000 jobs His Oneness promises are real jobs   —   you know,  with paychecks attached?   The rest are unpaid “opportunities”,  which is to say you’ll be lucky if someone buys you a soft drink.

Perhaps  these students  had already read the piece.