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If you are stupid enough  to eat a  detergent pod,  thank you for potentially removing yourself  from the gene pool.  I’m just surprised your parents survived enough years to produce you and fail to monitor you adequately.

I’m faintly surprised that YouTube is  pulling the  videos  of the idiot teens trying this trick,  because it still carries plenty of other content that I would  characterize as promoting  ‘dangerous activities’.   This certainly isn’t the sort of free advertising Tide seeks.







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January 24, 2018 at 3:10 pm

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Unicorn toast?

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What the hell is unicorn toast?   Or mermaid toast?   Apparently there are a lot of people with too much time on their hands who live exceedingly dull lives and who think  toast topped  with naturally dyed cream cheese and sugary sprinkles in an array of pretty colors is a food trend devoutly to be wished for.

I adore cream cheese and use it in a variety of dishes,  but I don’t care to embarrass my homemade bread with pastel cream cheese,  far less sprinkles of any sort,  which I simply refuse to eat on anything,  even the standard doughnuts you customarily see them on.

Will someone please help these poor people get a life?

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March 17, 2017 at 10:45 am

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