My apologies for the unannounced, unexplained absence, but a trio of family emergencies is responsible. Everyone will survive, but my presence here will be spotty.
Since today is inauguration day for one Donald J. Trump, I thought it would be instructive for you to be aware of the Democratic congress critters who are proving their progressivism and general intolerance and sore loser mentalities by boycotting the inauguration, so here you are.
Of course, they are not actually boycotting the event, merely refusing to attend, which my help explain the strange reasoning they employ to excuse their bad behavior, much of which is based on the outright lies of their beloved Congressional Black Caucus mentors, such as Congressman John Lewis, who has become a parody of himself. The Democrats have no intention of working with Pres. Trump and Republicans to improve the country and help the citizens, and this is but the first warning shot across the bow.